Right. Regardless of the date, none of this is an April Fools joke. With that out of the way, I’m Connor McDermid, and this is the Coronavirus Report.
———————–INFECTION REPORTS NJ—————————–
AS OF 4:20 April 1, (20200401T1620 UTC-5:00), there are
22,255 confirmed cases (up 3,559 or 19.03%)
355 deaths (up 88 or 32.95%)
0 serious
0 recoveries
———————–INFECTION REPORTS US—————————–
AS OF 4:20 April 1, (20200401T1620 UTC-5:00), there are
210,714 confirmed cases (up 22,184 or 11.76%)
4,697 deaths (up 644 or 15.88%)
4,342 serious
7,616 recoveried
———————-GLOBAL INFECTION REPORTS————————–
930,960 confirmed cases
46,355 deaths
31,527 serious
189,200 recoveries
Dies irae, dies illa; Solvet saeclum in favilla.